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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

She Doesn't Look Very Excited

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Ah, Takes Me Back

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"Toothbrush"

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ZING!

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Who Needs Subtlety?

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Via Music for the Deaf

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After This Mom Finds His Son With a Girl, She Puts Them on Blast With the Biggest Cockblock Move of 2016

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Bridesmaids, They're a Crazy Bunch

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He's a True Romantic

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You Can Use it Anywhere...ANYWHERE

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Via Chroisman

Totally Misunderstood This Sign

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Via Romeo

How Romantic!

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Sounds Like One Hell of a Guy

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Not a Text You Really Want to Get...

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Get It Gurl

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Sand Where the Son Doesn't Shine: A Couple Gets Arrested for Sex on the Beach

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And Here I Was Thinking Cookies and Hugs

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