Dating Fails: Missed Connections, Breakups, Boyfriend, Girlfriend

Oct. 6, 2011

dating fails - Three Plus Three Equals P33N

I’ve always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

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    dating fails - Stock Up!

  • LOL by: Unknown

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  • Oct. 6, 2011

    dating fails - Dumpster Diving

    It appears that what we witnessed the other day was just a missed connection in the making. What a shame. I thought for sure they were life partners.

  • LOL by: Unknown

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  • Oct. 5, 2011

    dating fails - Totally Better Than the Sex

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    dating fails - Conversation Is a Team Sport

  • LOL by: Unknown

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    dating fails - Hint: One of These Takes Quite a Bit of Skill

    But if she makes a sound like an accordion, you’re probably doing it wrong.

  • LOL by: anotsusagami

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  • Oct. 5, 2011

    dating fails - Chemistry IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

  • LOL by: Anna

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  • Oct. 5, 2011

    dating fails - Laughing Matter

  • LOL by: Unknown

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    dating fails - Clerks Gotta Entertain Themselves Somehow

    I would do that every time if I were in a position to select and sell condoms to people. Especially to nervous-looking teenagers.

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  • Oct. 5, 2011

    dating fails - The Only Use He Has for His Tongue Skills

    He’s got to have some serious tongue skills to press the shutter. Maybe… maybe that means s/he’s a good kisser? Maybe s/he isn’t so alone after all? *weeps softly*

  • LOL by: Unknown

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