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you can’t masturbate when in a relationship?
uh… checking…
nope, not written down anywhere.
If it’s a good relationship you don’t need to, if you are in a relationship where you need to then you’re better on your own.
So I should dump my gf because she isn’t available to do me 24/7? She has this thing called work that totally gets in the way, and she needs this thing called sleep to function. Logic fail. Sometimes the mood hits but she’s not around, or she’s tired. So I take care of myself. You can totally do that in a relationship.
So… essentially… you don’t have the slightest bit of self control? Or an actual spine?
Wait.. What??
So deciding to get yourself off when you’re feeling horny rather than bothering your significant other and demanding they get you off when they’re either not in the mood or otherwise occupied is “spineless”??
What a horrible opinion!
Masturbation while in a relationship is just fine. If your S/O isn’t home or isn’t really up for sexy-time, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a little self love. In fact, it can be a nice change of pace, on occasion, haha.
It definitely helps in a long distance relationship.
I agree.
Yes.
BS
Both my boyfriend and I masturbate, sometimes together. I mean, sometimes your horny and you just don’t have the energy to screw.
That is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. You haven’t ever been in a relationship have you? (nice troll though)
She looks like one of them ultra libs
Please define what an ‘ultra lib’ looks like.
Please define what an ‘ultra lib’ is.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ultra+lib
What a coincidence, I’ve masturbated to her many times.
It’s from “my drunk kitchen” on youtube. But can anyone tell me which episode??
Thanks
Could be all of them since they are pretty much the same. Just might be the reason it will never be anywhere but youtube.
It’s from ‘Chocolate Shuffle’ – the Valentine’s Day episode for 2012.
you CAN have sex when you’re single. just sayin’
Which episode was this from? link?
I found it, it’s chocolate shuffle
I’m not single, and I will definitely fap to her later on tonight… Soon to be true story.
Keep the dream alive, dude.
Here’s the episode it’s from.
She has that now-ubiquitous geeky face that calls for a punch.
I also call bull not being able to when you’re in a relationship. Also, if I may add two words: mutual masturbation. When it works for both involved, soooo hot.
This. A million times, this.
Hannah!!
I find myself extremely saddened by her being a lesbian. I. Would. Wreck. That.
Why would it matter? You can still fap to her. Just because the possibility of her calling you are 1:1,000,0000 vs the lesbian 1:10,000,000….not much different, no?
Meanwhile, I find myself extremely grateful she’s a lesbian, as I am also one.
SHe’s so ugly and fat that it’s preaty obvious she’s lesbian. O_o
She’s not fat though. What, is your dream woman 4lbs with a pound for each breast and two for makeup? I’d drive her hard.
Since I’m married, it doesn’t matter whether she is single or straight. She does happen to be gorgeous and sexy though.
Glad I’m not single, then I *would* be sad that she is gay.
You can SEE her lisp.
So? She’s still hilarious.
sdr, just your comments shows the ugly part of you, your mind…and im sure the rest follows no?
no wonder this moron is single…
she will be laughing moronically to the bank , while you sir will be what,…making moronic comments on a web site? I’m sure you will be single soon with your type of attitude
Thats all…
continuously i used to read smaller articles which also clear their motive, and that is also happening with this article which I am reading now.
Wait, so there’s people who don’t masturbate even while in relationships? …. Good for them. Never stopped me before, though. xD