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  1. dilda says:

    Next panel: “Let me get my strap-on!”

  2. Forrest Gump says:

    WTF?

  3. Kat says:

    forgive my ignorance… but do guys actually like shoving their dong up a girl’s back door?

    • Crystallia says:

      I guess they do.

      Even if they did, I’d kick them in the balls if they tried…

    • Relictus says:

      Some men might like it – anal tops, for example. I did not think that anal was anything special, though, and I am “flexible”.

    • T'laryth Phalyn says:

      Dong? Really? How old are you?

    • AnotsuSagami says:

      I don’t see what the excitement is all about… I’ve heard from numerous sources that girls LOVE it. I’ll just take their word for it.

    • Skittles says:

      It really depends on preference. I personally have no interest in it, however if it is something my partner really wanted I would do it.

    • Lil Jon says:

      Very different texture if you’re curious. For myself, it’s not so much about a desire for a specific thing. Making love has many tools available to it and the partners agree to the right tool when the time is right. However, I should point out that exclusively backdoor only would probably hurt. Got to give some attention to the front facing bits, too. Still there’s so much more to do with one’s partner than just penetrating.

    • Totally says:

      Yes, yes we do. Most very much so. Some even more than others. A small few are meh about it and even fewer still are repulsed by the idea.

  4. Bacon says:

    Meanwhile,in a parallel universe…

  5. jaht says:

    why do people even what to try anal

    • T'laryth Phalyn says:

      Because unless the girl is a pr0n star it’s a tight fit so good for the guy and the area is quite sensitive due to countless nerve endings so it can be a great experience for some women. It’s not for everyone. *shrug*

      • Xebi says:

        You’ve obviously never taken a pr0n star up the back passage, then…

        The more you exercise a muscle, the stronger it gets. Not weaker. That’s a myth.

    • DivideByZero says:

      Uh… cause they like it?

  6. Enola Reverof says:

    Yeah, and then he woke up…

  7. katie says:

    This was either written by a guy or an attention-seeking girl who wants all the guys in the comments section to be like “Oh my god what an awesome girl I wish she’d marry me!!”

  8. Alex says:

    “I have the weirdest boner right now”

  9. Heisi says:

    Most guys appreciate anal because it feels better and is kinkier. Some find it disgusting and wouldn’t wanna try. To me it ist just the most demanding and special way of having sex, because of the patience and consideration required.

  10. Carly says:

    I offered my boyfriend anal and he didn’t want to because he thought it was gross. So yeah, each to their own.

  11. Nathan says:

    I think if you were going to do anal, you might as well be gay.

    quite frankly I dont wanna plunge out someone’s a$$

    • Relictus says:

      Even then, it is a mistake to think that all gay guys like anal.

      • Mayflower says:

        Oh so true. Many gay men actually hate the whole idea of sticking things in the same area that is used for pooping. It’s just not attractive to them. They like lots of oral, touching, rubbing and many other ways to please men on men without going that way. It’s gross to more gay men than you think. And any girl that dated a bisexual guy would know that for sure.

    • DivideByZero says:

      What of girls who like anal? Are they gay as well?

  12. Heisi says:

    Thinking that you have to be gay to like anal is extremely ignorant. That’s like saying “if you go down on a girl, you might just as well be a lesbian”

    Liking a tight hole and liking guys have nothing to do with each other.I really wonder whether people saying that are just so conservative that it restricts their intellectual abilities or if they are just trolling in order to prove their moral superiority.

    BTW; There are gay guys who find anal disgusting and lesbians who love doing it.

    • DivideByZero says:

      Amen!

    • GammaPaladin says:

      Personally what I find hilarious are straight men that love to top their girls anally and even more or less expect it from a girl, but are like utterly horrified at the idea of even being fingered themselves.

      Like, seriously guys? There are no differences between male and female anuses. If you think it’s no big deal for a girl to let you go in the back door, you should man up about it yourself ;)

      • Oreo Bandit says:

        I’ve never done anything to a woman that I wouldn’t let her reciprocate (or the closest alternative). You know, a little oral action with fingers massaging the prostate is something every man should experience from his lady!

  13. tonka says:

    a lot of the younger girls are taking it in the but so they can keep there virginity until they are married whilst still keeping boyfriends happy.

    • Mayflower says:

      That’s sad. What pleasure is the girl getting besides the embarassing sensation of feeling like you are going to poop on the bed? And also all the infections the girl will get if things aren’t cleaned properly before moving from area to area. It just seems too messy like you need a bucket and anti-bacterial wipes standing by.

  14. jdkjahf says:

    Anal feels like getting something up your butt, and then pooping it out again. Not uncomfortable, but it’s not pleasurable. It feels like pooping ffs!


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