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Well now it can! Presenting Bacon Lube, the world’s only bacon-scented and -flavored massage oil and “personal lubricant.” You’ll never look at breakfast the same way again.
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Imagine the Pavlovian reaction you’d eventually develop if you used this regularly…
I did. It’s gross.
*sigh* What’s the expiration date on the bacon meme? Anyone? Please?
When people lose their ability to love eating meat?
I don’t eat mammals, but it sure as hell isn’t because it doesn’t taste damn good.
No… no no no, nononono
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
lol this was in epicmealtime
it’s an epicmealtime product
Why am I oddly turned on and disgusted at the same time?
I guess this is the lube you use when you’re porking someone.
I think I’m gonna be sick…
If it is anything like bacon gum, expect your sexytimes to end abruptly.
UUUwwwhh
Don’t get fooled into buying this. I work on a radio morning show and our host ordered a sample to give away on air. It does NOT smell like bacon. It’s more like old vienna sausage. You will gag, and possibly throw up