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Damn You, Ryan Gosling

dating fails - Damn You, Ryan Gosling

If you think “The Notebook” sets your girlfriend’s expectations too high, just try seeing “Drive.” Soon she’ll expect you to take down at least two heads of organized crime before she’ll even think to consider the possibility that you’re really committed. Damn you, Ryan Gosling!

Oh well, if her expectations are that high you can always date a sex doll instead like Lars from “Lars and the Real Girl.” Thank you, Ryan Gosling!

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  1. Trolol? says:

    If she has too high expectations punch her in the c*nt – that should help.

  2. pop says:

    One movie that scared me was that Eat Pray Love movie…don’t let your wife watch that.

  3. Jack says:

    Srsly… F U Ryan Gosling.

  4. Andy says:

    Thank goodness I’m a girl who is into action films. All I expect is for my man to take down a Colombian drug cartel singlehandedly while sustaining nothing but a mere flesh wound.

  5. Bri says:

    Glad I don’t have to worry about this. My boyfriend is totally romantic. Flowers, opening doors, nice long walks on cold nights while snuggled up together. How does anyone even put up with a non-romantic relationship? o.O

  6. Matt says:

    I dont think girls have high expectations, i think most guys are lazy thats all :L


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