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First the Girl, Then the World

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  1. Jake says:

    So does this mean he’ll have to rule the world a virgin?

  2. Adam says:

    But if you take over the world, you can get your dream girl.. Though against her will.

  3. DrakeK says:

    He’s not gonna get laid!

    “In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you got the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”

  4. Sam Juan Else says:

    Accomplish the first two…and you might not rule the world. But you’ll feel as if you do.

    Close enough!

  5. O_o says:

    Can’t tell if “rule the world” or “rale the world”

  6. Joey Ramone says:

    Today your love, tommorrow the world

  7. der Cili says:

    Is “make profit” still necessary when you already rule the world?


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